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Tonight, New Brand Wrestling (NBW) presented their first show of the new year entitled New Year's Retribution at the Ellice Theatre and Cafe. For those of you who have never been inside the Ellice Theatre, imagine a stage at the end with a wreslting ring and behind the ring a big movie screen. Wayne Stanton first started there when he was promoting a company called River City Wrestling. Now I, The Master Blogger will cut to the chase and get to the card.
Opening promo: The General Manager Cory Diamond announces that he has good news and bad news. The good news is that the NBW Heavyweight Title has been returned and at the next New Brand show, they will be having a tournament to crown the new NBW Heavyweight Champion. Bad News is that due to many injuries, Trent Nash has been stripped of the Mid-Canada Heavyweight Title and later that night there was going to be a Rumble to crown the new Mid-Canada Heavyweight Champion. Next, the Soul Society comes out and get in Diamond's face which leads to Laurence Fozzworth III coming out and stripping Cory of his GM duties which to me was a disgrace. Soul Society then beats down Diamond, Billy Blaze makes the save, punches the Soul Society's manager Milton Jones and breaks his sunglasses. Blaze then gives Diamond a Studs Inc. T-shirt and makes a match for later in the evening. Diamond then says ''You know, the last few months you saw Cory Diamond in a suit but I just got my duties taken from me by a Weasel!''
Opening Match: Spanky vs. Damon Marxx - Spanky taunted the crowd by saying ''I don't suck!!'' Very good, very exciting match, as my best friend said ''that's how it's done. Spanky rolled up Marxx and got the 3 count. During the match, Spanky got pantsed!!! Winner: Spanky
Match #2: The Soul Society vs. Studs Inc. (Billy Blaze & Cory Diamond) Diamond and Blaze broke into the business together (River City Wrestling). During the match, The Triad who were in the audience started calling them Soul Sisters. Other than that, very entertaining tag team match. Studs Inc. win via submission. Yee Haw!!!
Match #3: ''The Rebel'' Bobby Collins vs. La Sombra - I thought this was a fantastic match between the River City Wrestling legend and The World's Smallest Wrestler. La Sombra won the match by reverse decision when Collins would not release his finishing hold. As Collins put his finishing move on Sombra I said to myself ''That's the Bobby Collins I remember.''
Match #4: It was a Falls Count Anywhere match between ''The Misfit'' Mike Mission and Zamil. The match started with Mission getting a boot to the face and then later in the match got thrown out of the ring where Zamil grabs a record from under the ring and clocks the Misfit with it. Mission recovers and grabbed a cookie sheet to whack Zamil but somehow Zamil recovered and whacked The Misfit with a kendo stick. Mike then grabs a cheese grater and attacked Zamil with it. Zamil then goes for a suplex, The Misfit reversed the suplex and then grabbed plywood. Mission proceeded to Irish Whip Zamil into the plywood but Zamil reversed it. Mission put on the brakes and sent Zamil crashing into the plywood for the 1-2-3.
Intermission: several wrestlers came out to sign autographs
Match #5: Vinny Valliant and Dirty Dick Walker vs. Ike Idol and Marius. I got the thumbs up from Valliant before the match, Valliant and Walker were a very interesting combination. Lots of textbook wrestling between both Marius and Valiant but in the end, Marius & Idol got the W.
Match #6: Rumble to crown the new Mid-Canada Heavyweight Champion. Winner: Bobby Collins. Collins added New Brand gold to his resume just like I predicted.
Match #7: Pepito & La Sombra vs. Big Cliff Corleone - Pepito and La Sombra were working very hard to take Corleone down. Ike Idol came out during the match and tried to hit La Sombra with the tag belt but instead clocked Big Cliff. Winners and the NBW tag team champions, Pepito & La Sombra
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